i'm watching 'how i'm livin,' which is a second-rate cribs on bet. and, like, wow do i like e-40. i want to hang out with him. things he has stressed: don't buy an $85,000 car before you buy a house. take off your shoes before you go into his house. "y'all watch the food channel? that boy emeril, he be cheffin'!" he's married to his high-school sweetheart. he, where someone else might say 'nawmean?' or 'knowutuhmsayin?', he says 'you smell me?' the one thing i like about the pimp stereotype, by the way, is the, like, gift of gab. ooh, and e-40's video just had a lingering shot of a medaglia d'oro coffee can.