Preference Personnelle
Friday, December 31
 
Check this out--somebody at the Okayplayer message boards was encouraging people to produce random sentences, which s/he would then translate into Ghost-Face-ese.

Sample:

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

becomes

Salutations. Wolverine nails be razorfacing. I gotta get my intro ready, slice of cake while you waiting. (slices cheek) Inigo Tony Montoya. You popped my jewelery box. I lead sheep straight to the slaughter so you can speak to Pops.

(via That Good Good)
 
Friday, December 17
 
Along vaguely-similar lines to Awful Plastic Surgery, except talking about clothes, is Fugging It Up. And a world of rap blogs: We Eat So Many Shrimp, Weave in They Hair, Cocaine Blunts, Catchdubs and Government Names. Definitely just the tip of the iceberg there.

And dig this Lil Jon review, from the charmingly logorrheic Kandia Crazy Horse. It's enough to make me appreciate the Village Voice. Here's a representative sentence (really):

Alas, po' Crunkspeare hath got much distracted by keepin' it real for Bankhead, what with his MTV cartoon, his lucrative and Hennessy-ready Crunk!!! energy drink, and his American Sex Series crunk-porno venture, not to mention providing beats for everybody from Petey Pablo to hotel 'ho Paris Hilton.

And speaking of things that are enough to make me appreciate the Voice, I'm a big fan of Paul Lukas sports-uniform obsessiorama Uni Watch, later seen on Slate and ESPN Page 2.
 
Wednesday, December 15
 
What do you want to do with your life?

What do I want to do with my life?
 
A lagniappe of cultural kitsch and B-movie claptrap

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