'white noise' quote that i really adore: "i have only a bare working knowledge of the human brain, but it's enough to make me proud to be an american."
suggested modern etiquette: never ask anyone if you can use their cellular phone.
the woman seated next to me on the bus, who was later heard telling all her friends about hanging out with some guy who she thought was gay, until he kissed her, and plans to hang with her 'gay head girls' tonight, is reading a women's magazine one of whose headlines is 'why your sexual fantasies are healthy.'