here's a salon article about elvis fans. there's tons of elvis crap on salon, in fact, including a 2000 greil marcus article comparing him to clinton--timely, and original.
wow, the morons at abc seem to be suffering some whose-line-related disaster. first they ran the first couple seconds of one episode, then they started another, then it appeared they were fast-forwarding the second one, and now there's a technical-difficulties screen and some clearly-harried-sounding guy doing a live voiceover about technical difficulties which they'll be correcting 'almost immediately.' wow, now they restarted the first episode. no wonder they're losing so much money. ooh, a film noir scene set in a bike shop.