Hey, Animal Crossing fans. Would you like a Baseball or a Wario's Woods? Or, umm, some of the island items, including Diver Dan and the beach chair? Let me know. Especially if you happen to have a froggy woman totem pole, a Master Sword or any of the rarer modern furniture. Though I'd happily just send you the island-only stuff out of the goodness of my heart (uh, first come, first served). Nintendo's practicing economic discrimination against people who aren't big enough suckers to have bought the no-backlight-equals-fatal-flaw Game Boy Advance. The living room has to be lit like an operating theater just so I can see the peaches I'm feeding Dobie.
Update: Okay, it occurred to me that, if gamefaqs types are to be believed, one can't mail rare NES games and island items. Nice trick on Nintendo's part.