It ain't the heat, it's the stupidity.

Now where would I be if I ran to a book every time I faced a problem? I wouldn't be a super in the projects, I'll tell you that much.

Thurgood: I sure am happy I ran into you, Smokey. I'm trying to clean up this neighborhood, and I thought you could help me get out some of the drug addicts.
Smokey: Ok, but, ah, nowadays, drug addicts have some pretty peculiar names.
Thurgood: You mean nicknames?
Smokey: Well, street names. Like, Who's on crack, Say What's on smack, and I Don't Know freebases.
Thurgood: Well, do you know the fellows' names?
Smokey: I said, Who's on crack,
Say What's on smack, and I Don't Know freebases.
Thurgood: Well, who's on crack?
Smokey: Yes.
Thurgood: I mean, the fellow's name.
Smokey: Who!
Thurgood: The guy on crack!
Smokey: Who!
Thurgood: The crack addict!
Smokey: Who is on crack.
Thurgood: I don't know!
Smokey: I don't know freebases.
Thurgood: Who freebases?
Smokey: No, who's on crack.
Thurgood: Say what?
Smokey: No, he's on smack.
Thurgood: Who's on smack?
Smokey: No, who's on crack.
Thurgood: I don't know!
Smokey: Freebase!
Thurgood: Shut up, you damn stupid crackhead!
[Audience laughs]
Thurgood: We're running a little late. Good night, everybody!

I love The PJs.