My pops was playing golf today, in the, like, club tournament. And it's really hot here. His partner, a big fat guy, decided to drop out on the 11th hole because he felt like he was getting close to heat exhaustion. Then, on the 18th, pops took a shot off the green. There were two guys, in their carts, ahead of him. It's bad golf etiquette to be in front of people like that when they're about to hit, and pops was going to tell 'em to move, but he figured, y'know, no biggie. He took the shot, and sliced it. It whizzed past the first guy, inches from his head, then went into the second guy's golf cart, bounced off the floor and hit the guy in the testicles, causing him to fall out of his golf cart. He just got back. Pops is, like, all shaken up and shit, thinking that he could've killed the guy.