"I pull my checkbook out of my pocket, put it back and then pull it out again. Before signing a check over to the Science-based cult/religion, I tell the man with the accent how the founder of the Science-based cult once told fellow sci-fi writer Isaac Asimov, “If you really want to make money, start your own religion.” Before I can sign my check, the man with the accent says I’m no longer invited to join their Science-based religion and I’m asked to leave the Science-based cult’s headquarters. Bah!"