"You are spending all your money on presents. You get a book that you like very much. At last you are relieved of the terrible itch that has been bugging you for so long. You are afraid to get locked up, but there is no reason to be afraid. Kicking under pressure is nothing for you."
--via Harper's, a horoscope
from Dutch magazine Mainline Lady
Also, I read last night, in an Arkansas newspaper, that Roberta Flack's 'Killing Me Softly With His Song
' is actually about Don McLean
and 'American Pie
'. The paper, actually, said that the Flack/Fugees song is about McLean, which might be stretching things a bit.