"What does it take to sign up an account?"
"ID and credit card."
"What if I have no credit card?"
"Drivers licence and a social insurance number."
"Well, I brought my phone bill to show where I live and my name."
"... Sir, this is a disconnection notice for your phone."
Acts of Gord
, about a used-video-game-store and its moron customers, is funny, funny stuff. There's also a comic