Check this out--somebody at the Okayplayer message boards
was encouraging people to produce random sentences, which s/he would then translate into Ghost-Face-ese.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Salutations. Wolverine nails be razorfacing. I gotta get my intro ready, slice of cake while you waiting. (slices cheek) Inigo Tony Montoya. You popped my jewelery box. I lead sheep straight to the slaughter so you can speak to Pops.
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