"Wanted, young man single and free. Experience in love preferred, but will accept a young trainee."--Honey Cone, 'Want Ads'"If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, if you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain, if you'd like making love at midnight in the dunes on the Cape, then I'm the love that you've looked for. Write to me and escape."--Rupert Holmes, 'Escape (The Pina Colada Song)'
Which ad would you be more likely to answer?