"There's a real problem with this Internet thing and everyone thinking they have a voice. This is where freedom can get out of hand. Everybody should not have a voice is what we've just proven by the Internet. Because I'm convinced that Jesus Christ could come back onto this earth and forgive everybody's sins, and it'd be the greatest day in mankind ever. Somebody would take a picture of him. They'd put him on a Web site like TMZ, and the first comment would be 'Jesus is a douche bag.' You know what I'm sayin'?"
--Kid Rock, in a CMT interview
A lagniappe of cultural kitsch and B-movie claptrap